Comedy And TrageD’oh!
Do me a favor, if you enjoy this comic, please check out my store, my shirts on Sharksplode, and my wife’s geeky jewelry on Etsy. It would help us out a great deal. DENVER FANCY BASTARDS: I will be at...
View ArticleMan It’s So Loud In Here
Last month the HijiNKS ENSUE Patreon went over $1500, which means starting right now there will be 4 new comics a week! Thank you all so much for the support! This is me at the end of every comic...
View ArticleComicon Uber All Us
Last month the HijiNKS ENSUE Patreon went over $1500, which means 4 new comics a week is in full effect! This is the 4th new HE comic for this week. Here’s hoping I can keep it going. At $2000/mo we...
View ArticleThe Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)
Last month the HijiNKS ENSUE Patreon went over $1500, which means 4 new comics a week is in full effect! This is the 1st new HE comic for this week. Here’s hoping I can keep it going. At $2000/mo we...
View ArticleWhere Wings Take Dream
TORONTO FANCY BASTARDS! I will be with Cyanide & Happiness at FANExpo Canada, August 28-31 at booth 456! I’ll have lots of shirts and prints and we’ll be doing sketches all weekend. We’ll also be...
View ArticleNth Class
Update 09-03-14: GAH! Toronto Fan Expo was a ton of fun, but the preparation, time spent there, time traveling home and recovery have and ARE costing me greatly in terms of productivity. I am...
View ArticleWhen I Say Pants, You Best Pants…
Update 09-03-14: GAH! Toronto Fan Expo was a ton of fun, but the preparation, time spent there, time traveling home and recovery have and ARE costing me greatly in terms of productivity. I am...
View ArticleLearning Through Osmosis
This is such a true story, it is MULTIPLE true stories. With an S. The first time this happened I was in Toronto and the My Little Pony: Equestria Girls toys were being debuted at the show. Kiddo was...
View ArticleAbsence Makes The Cat Go Bonkers
Every single time I come home from traveling one of my cats has completely forgotten I ever existed, and the other is positive I am an undead replicant or possible a million alien bugs wearing a Joel...
View ArticleThe Fleece Whisperer
There is no greater feeling than that of one’s own bed, except perhaps for the feeling of one’s own bed after an extended period of time away from one’s own bed. It’s akin to abstaining from sex, so...
View ArticleIf You Leave Me Now
As you determine where to spend your hard earned monies this holiday season, might I suggest these fine establishments? The HijiNKS ENSUE Store: Books, Prints, Posters, T-Shirts and more by yours...
View ArticleAll Aboard
As you determine where to spend your hard earned monies this holiday season, might I suggest these fine establishments? The HijiNKS ENSUE Store: Books, Prints, Posters, T-Shirts and more by yours...
View ArticleTravel Tips
My first ever art collaboration with my daughter is here! The “Daddy/Daughter Digital Drawing Time” print is signed by both of us, numbered and limited to 100 pieces. [More details HERE.] All proceeds...
View ArticleFull Grown Froze Bros
Bro, do you even Frozen? I’m really getting sick of all these “Fake Frozen Kids” wearing all the Frozen shirts and buying up all the Frozen dolls and dressing up in Elsa costumes and POSING like real...
View ArticleOh The Distance Is Not Doable
As soon as my daughter realized she could see her own face in the preview window when we Facetime’d, it was all over. I get maybe a half an answer to, “What did you do at school today?” before she...
View ArticleTo Go, Boldly
Check out these things: My Store, The Sharksplode Store, My Wife’s Geeky Jewelry Etsy Shop. Speaking of supporting HijiNKS ENSUE, I’ve had some very interesting and exciting talks with the guys at...
View ArticleLet’s Real Talk
NEWS NEWS NEWS!!! For the first time in 6+ yeas, HijiNKS ENSUE has a proper About/Characters page, and an Archive page that links to and explains the different types of comics I’ve made over the...
View ArticleScared Straight
NEWS NEWS NEWS!!! HijiNKS ENSUE finally has a proper About/Characters page, and an Archive page that links to and explains the different types of comics I’ve made over the years. I’ve also updated the...
View ArticleThere’s Got To Be A Morning After
My Patreon is at nearly $1200! That’s amazingly insane! 3 comics a week (M/W/F) starts for real on April 1st! At $1500, you will be forcing me to do FOUR HE comics a week, and I am OK (if not somewhat...
View ArticleConstant Craving
My Patreon is at nearly $1200! That’s amazingly insane! 3 comics a week (M/W/F) starts for real on April 1st! At $1500, you will be forcing me to do FOUR HE comics a week, and I am OK (if not somewhat...
View ArticleIl Mostro
My Patreon is just past $1200! That’s amazingly insane! 3 comics a week (M/W/F) starts for real on April 1st! At $1500, you will be forcing me to do FOUR HE comics a week, and I am OK (if not somewhat...
View ArticleThe Bear And The Maiden Fair
[Actually published April 7th] Thank you, Fancy Bastards, for your patience. I’m playing catch up after a week of unexpected distractions. First their was a tornado/hail storm type of situation in my...
View ArticleGrizzly Mens
[Actually published on 04/10/14] Life has been kicking my ass a bit for the last couple of weeks. A week ago my family and I were huddled in a closet during a tornado warning (which touched down...
View ArticleThat’s Why A Bear Can Rest At Ease
[actually posted on 4/14/14] I’m playing catch up on a week’s worth of comics. Luckily I’ve got three written and I’m banging them out one after another. Just like Josh will be at his Bear Meet Up....
View ArticleIndisposed
[actually posted on 4/16/14] I’m still playing catch up on a week’s worth of comics. I’ll be posting a second new comic later today, so check back! This comic is based on the time Kiddo got her first...
View ArticleLost In Transportation
[actually posted on 4/16/14] I’m still playing catch up on a week’s worth of comics. This is the second new comic I’ve posted today. You can see the previous one by clicking the back button up in the...
View ArticleGive As Good As You Get
[actually posted on 4/21/14] Still playing catch up and still a week behind on comics. I have a pretty cool idea for how to get caught up this week, that I think many of you are going to enjoy. More...
View ArticleMerchandising 101
[actually posted on 4/22/14] Still playing catch up and still a week behind on comics. I have a pretty cool idea for how to get caught up this week, that I think many of you are going to enjoy. More...
View ArticleThe Primest Of Directives
[actually posted on 4/25/14] Still playing catch up and still a week behind on comics. I sketched this comic on a plane and drew it in a Canadian hotel room. Convention permitting, I will be posting...
View ArticleGuest Comic By Natalie Metzger
CALGARY FANCY BASTARDS! Thank you so much for treating me so kindly while I visited your fine city, and thank you to my friends/brothers from Cyanide & Happiness for hosting me and letting me...
View Article#BUTTCOIN
A reader emailed me one time and said they wanted to donate a Bitcoin to me. At the time they were worth around $160 of non-pretend (but, honestly, ACTUALLY pretend) US currency. I replied back...
View ArticleNot All Menswear
Hello new readers! I hope you are enjoying the comics. Please check out the ABOUT PAGE and then check out the ARCHIVE PAGE so you can see the different types of comics I’ve created and posted here...
View ArticleA Load Of Bullshirt
UPDATE: You guys demanded it, so the Transformers shirt in the last panel is a real thing now. Of course comic Joel is reacting to the shirt he saw in THIS COMIC in the only way he knows how: with...
View ArticleGet To The Crapper!
Alternate title: “I Ain’t Got Time To Pee” 100% true story from the very first con at which I ever exhibited (except David wasn’t actually there). Something about a pink human dick emerging between a...
View ArticlePornographique
This is a 100% true story about the time my good friend, David Willis, gave me a boner with his brain. Well, technically he drew the cards with his hands, so… yeah, he basically straight up gave me a...
View ArticleThe Face Of D’oh!
As you determine where to spend your hard earned monies this holiday season, might I suggest these fine establishments? The HijiNKS ENSUE Store: Books, Prints, Posters, T-Shirts and more by yours...
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